i didn't mean to get so carried away

the best moment in cinematic history

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:15:52 -0400

the best moment in cinematic history

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:16 -0400

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:51:53 -0400

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.” (via tealeafprincess)

"What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:51:09 -0400

“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?”

- Carol Diehl, For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It (via perfect)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 01:50:09 -0400

Correlation doesn’t imply causation, but it does waggle its...

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:20:59 -0400

Correlation doesn’t imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing ‘look over there’.

langleav: Three Questions by Lang Leav

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:27:25 -0400

langleav:

Three Questions by Lang Leav

thefullcat: nakedbedposts: Cities In The Rain by Christophe...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:26:03 -0400

thefullcat:

nakedbedposts:

Cities In The Rain by Christophe Jacrot

These last two always get me.

I love the 2nd and 4th

fuck i’m ready to go home but i’m not at all ready to miss this man :(

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:40:00 -0400

fuck

i’m ready to go home

but i’m not at all ready to miss this man :(

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Mon, 20 May 2013 15:51:24 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 10:34:53 -0400

Wow Paris, you’re really making this goodbye an easy...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:51:44 -0400

Wow Paris, you’re really making this goodbye an easy one…

11 days.

Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:43:55 -0400

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.

But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I’ve been burned in the past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person. And then he asks me on a date.

I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship. I tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He doesn’t answer my calls or e-mails; if we’d been making plans to do something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and lukewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend-zone, and now he can’t see me as friend material.

I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I’m a nice girl. I have a lot to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males just don’t want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can’t help it, I guess; it’s just how they’re wired, biologically. Evolution conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that they hunted mammoths with. It’s true—I know this because I studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class.

So what’s the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to appeal to the friendship centers of men’s primal lizardbrains? Should I keep making guy “friends” and then prevent them from making a move on me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all? I don’t know. I mean, I’d really like to have a true friendship with a guy someday, but it’s so hard to trust and respect them when they never say what they mean—and you never know when you might be relegated to the girlfriend-zone.

This is one of the best things I’ve ever read.

aliciaaadanielle: aros: Breuer/Lundberg Cabin. LUNDBERG...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:16:35 -0400

aliciaaadanielle:

aros:

Breuer/Lundberg Cabin. LUNDBERG DESIGN

livestock tank pool. 25-feet diameter and 14-feet deep.

holy christ

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:53:54 -0400

I think I’m going to get a tattoo this week. Hm. Cool.

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:55:46 -0400

I think I’m going to get a tattoo this week. Hm. Cool.

1000drawings: Rico draw

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:21:50 -0400

1000drawings:

Rico draw

zeroing: Ricardo Domínguez Alcaraz

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:21:29 -0400

zeroing:

Ricardo Domínguez Alcaraz

minimaldesks: Reader submission by Ben. The process of getting...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:20:40 -0400

minimaldesks:

Reader submission by Ben.

The process of getting my desk in order has begun. A simple and clean desk from Sweden!

Desk and chair from Ikea.
Apple iMac 27” (2013)
iPad 3.
Akai mpk49.
Benq projector.

And my two guitars.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 08:28:50 -0400