I no longer have a vibrator
and I’m quite sad about it.
Beard Compliment Translations
korenomnomnom: “Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.” I want to have sex with you. “Are you working on growing a beard?” I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard. “I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.” I would be DTF if you had a winter beard. “Your beard looks good today.” My pants are coming off.
This is AWESOME →
“ Reborn We have always been told there is no recovery from persistent vegetative state - doctors can only make a sufferer’s last days as painless as possible. But is that really the truth? Across three continents, severely brain-damaged patients are awake and talking after taking … a sleeping pill. And no one is more baffled than the GP who made the breakthrough. Steve...
Why do you sleep alone tonight ? I know … ‘Cause tonight is just like any other night… Love is Natural and Real But not for you, my love Not tonight, my love Love is Natural and Real But not for such as you and I, my love
I am a creationist. I believe man created God.
Most Gender-Friendly Bathrooms I've Ever Seen
nogoodnicklowermiddleclassbrat: handcuffsanddms: puncteq: Strange Matter, Richmond, Virginia I WANT ALL TOILETS THIS WAY. will absolutely do this when i have my own restaurant :D
Dylan Ratigan, Mad as Hell: His Epic 'Network'...
megrobertson: We’ve got a real problem…this is a mathematical fact. Tens of trillions of dollars are being extracted from the United States of America. Democrats aren’t fixing it, Republicans aren’t stopping it — an entire integrated system, banking, trade and taxation, created by both parties over a period of two decades is at work decimating our entire country right now. MSNBC’s Dylan...
if you read, you'll judge: joellesoswell: life... →
joellesoswell: life tactics to keep in mind. Don’t throw the ends/shriveled or wilted veggies. Keep a bag in the fridge for soup stock. Mix your dishsoap 50/50 with water, it doesn’t need to be so strong to do a good job scrubbing your shit. Cider vinegar and water mixed (half n’ half) in…
Remember, remember the fifth of November
Anonymous Vows To Destroy Facebook On November 5th Attention citizens of the world, We wish to get your attention, hoping you heed the warnings as follows: Your medium of communication you all so dearly adore will be destroyed. If you are a willing hacktivist or a guy who just wants to protect the freedom of information then join the cause and kill facebook for the sake of your own...
bitchouttahell asked: haha i was hoping you'd see that diva cup thing! i instantly thought of you when i saw it.
I found the quill
Time to SERIOUSLY speak out.
Dear followers, The U.S. House of Representatives is currently considering H.R. 1981, a bill that would order all of our online service providers to keep new logs about our online activities, logs to help the government identify the web sites we visit and the content we post online. This sweeping new “mandatory data retention” proposal treats every Internet user like a potential...
patrickbatemann asked: thinking of you Lauren <3
For those of you who will squeal in distaste......
What’s that, you ask?